Yes, I am, in fact, writing my own goddamn fanfic. Because who the hell else is going to do it?
Also note that I would totally have used this picture for the illustration, if it had been properly CC-licensed. (I think the original image is featured here, but I don't speak Portuguese well enough to follow the trail back to its creator and ask permission. Oh well.)
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