Hasbro is advertising a new Super Soaker toy called the "Oozinator," which, in addition to water, expels "globs of gooey bio-ooze." Their words.
If you can't figure out what's wrong with this picture, treasure your innocence.
Jeffrey Rowland politely labels it "insanely inappropriate", but petey doesn't mince words: "Child pornography addicts, it's your birthday."
I watched the video, not knowing what disturbing images lay therein, but I'm warning you to stay away. SAVE YOURSELF!
The horror... the horror...