Wednesday, December 31, 2014
I Now Own Part of a Private Island
Here's where my real estate is located:
Maybe I'll visit it someday. Maybe not. Seems like a lot of trouble.
There was also a large-scale, online puzzle hunt associated with this year's CAH promotion, which ended at a safe hidden on the island. Read all about it on Boing Boing, Max Temkin's blog, or ARGNet, and see the Reddit community writeup of how the puzzles worked.
Wednesday, December 24, 2014
I Have Terrible Handwriting
Tomorrow: for our traditional Christmas Day movie marathon, DeeAnn and I will attempt to watch six movies in a single day! You can follow our progress on Twitter; look for the hashtag #XmasMovieThon.
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
I Am Terrible at Analytics
As you can see, Bob, that web page has not been updated. Sorry, ladies. But see below for how Food Robot evolved from early 2013 to our current setup. Can you spot the differences?
Back to the outdated web page. In my defense, it's not really that popular. Look at this Google Analytics report. Almost three years and barely 400 pageviews? Weaksauce, man:
Oddly enough, according to Slideshare, German fairgoers love cat feeding robots:
On the gripping hand, I'm wondering whether this should be more of a community site. Companies like Bistro and Petnet (formerly Pintofeed) are working on product-izing food robots, but I've also seen plenty of really creative DIY setups online.
For example, a friend of a friend posted this just yesterday:
food robot v0.5. now with more diameter, a velocity-dampening bend, and somehow, more duct tape. @trevordbabcock pic.twitter.com/3deEE43byo
— rejennarate (@rejennarate) December 17, 2014
Clearly there is a (WAIT FOR IT) hunger for cat feeding robots and discussion thereof. And the domain foodrobot.org is available... hmm.
Tuesday, December 16, 2014
SnoutCast #212: Lindsay Morse & Nate Martin
Fun fact: we actually recorded this interview last month, and astute listeners will be able to determine from clues in the conversation exactly what the date was. :)
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Show length: 44:27
File size: 42.7MB
Stuff and things:
Follow @PuzzleBreak on Twitter for more!
What Else?
- Dan Egnor's Escape Room Directory (and Puzzle Hunt Calendar)
- Chris Dickson's Exit Games UK
- Rich Bragg's ClueKeeper
Tell us we're wrong on the Internet! E-mail podcast@snout.org or post a comment at www.snout.org/podcast.
Music: instrumentals from "Code Monkey" and "Mandelbrot Set" by Jonathan Coulton
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Wednesday, December 10, 2014
I Witnessed Orion's First Flight
Whether or not you believe all the #JourneyToMars hype, no matter how critical you might be of the Space Launch System (SLS)—if you don't feel something when you watch a rocket launch, please consult a medical professional, you freaking Grinch.
I cried when Orion lifted off—even more than I did when DeeAnn and I watched the STS-124 launch in May of 2008. Last Friday, when that Delta IV Heavy hit its second launch window, I was standing less than three miles from the pad. I felt the heat from the engines. For a moment, I honestly couldn't decide whether I should just watch the blurry scene through my tears, or blink and risk missing any of it.
Others in my NASA Social group got brilliant recordings of the EFT-1 launch—I didn't even try. Check out our photo pool on Flickr, some of which I daresay rival NASA's official images:
Favorite of the #Orion EFT-1 launch photos I took. You can see the shock diamonds in the rocket exhaust #NASASocial pic.twitter.com/sMGzxPjYsL
— Denny Atkin (@dennya) December 8, 2014
And for a real treat, listen to Danny Sussman's audio recording with headphones on:
But what I'm really looking forward to is Alison Wilgus' forthcoming comic about the event. Alison is a fantastic writer and artist, and she was one of my Clarion West classmates this summer. It was a complete coincidence that we both got into this NASA Social—we live on opposite coasts, and I didn't even know she had applied until we were tweeting at each other about the movie Interstellar and other space-related topics. Second-best surprise ever!
Just made travel arrangements for my 1st @NASASocial trip, can't decide if I'm more excited about seeing @NASA_Orion or @aliwilgus XD
— Curtis C. Chen (@curtiscchen) November 15, 2014
You can read the entire comic on Alison's web site. And if you enjoy it, sign up for Alison's newsletter to get updates on her future projects!
I don't have much more to say about my NASA Social week. It was amazing, informative, and incredibly inspirational. I brought back some souvenirs, but nothing compares to the indelible memory of seeing that rocket rise from the ground and disappear into the clouds.
One. More. Time:
If you have a couple of hours to spare, I recommend watching our Orion pre-launch briefing, which was video-conferenced between several NASA facilities around the country and included a lot of great information. My fellow NASA Social attendees asked some excellent questions about the future of America's space program.
Finally, I threw together a slide show of my own photos from last week. They're neither spectacular nor comprehensive, but should give you an idea of what the trip was like:
I was born after the Apollo missions ended. No people have walked on the Moon in my lifetime. I hope I live long enough to see human beings land on Mars. I really do.
@NASA_Orion @ExploreSpaceKSC @NASA #Space #ToBoldlyGo #OrionSplashdown pic.twitter.com/Jf8R5KGuBU
— Joe D (@Tooboldlygo) December 5, 2014
Wednesday, December 03, 2014
I am in Titusville
instagram.com/p/wHjzqKGphj
Look for my tweets in the Orion NASASocial - KSC stream this week! You can also watch the briefings on NASA TV later today.
Wednesday, November 26, 2014
I Am Thankful for Many Things
And everyone, please enjoy this lolcat picture, which I made recently while procrastinating.
First commenter to correctly identify the source of the quotation wins bragging rights. (Hint: it's a musical.)
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
I'm going to KSC!
Last month, I submitted my name for one of NASA's #JourneyToMars promotions—specifically, the Orion Test Flight "Boarding Pass" shown above, where they'll etch your name into a computer chip that flies aboard the spacecraft.
While I was poking around the web site, I also registered for the associated NASA Social event, because why not?
And I got in.
So I'll be at Kennedy Space Center the week after Thanksgiving with a bunch of other folks from the Internet to watch the Orion launch and tour some NASA facilities and meet people working on the project and I don't know what else.
Even better, I'll be rooming and carpooling with my fabulous Clarion West classmate (and NASA Social veteran) Alison Wilgus! Follow us on Twitter if you dare. :)
Just made travel arrangements for my 1st @NASASocial trip, can't decide if I'm more excited about seeing @NASA_Orion or @aliwilgus XD
— Curtis 小說作家 Chen (@sparCKL) November 15, 2014
Tuesday, November 18, 2014
SnoutCast #211: Anna McCleary
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Show length: 41:53
File size: 38.3MB
Stuff and things:
- DASH
- Shinteki Field Trip: Disneyland 2014
- Takenoko
- Flash Point: Fire Rescue
- Cards Against Humanity (and their "Holiday Bullshit")
- Bohnanza
What Else?
- Dan Egnor's Puzzle Hunt Calendar
- Rich Bragg and company's ClueKeeper
- You can still get in on JoCo Cruise Crazy 5!
Tell us we're wrong on the Internet! E-mail podcast@snout.org or post a comment at www.snout.org/podcast.
Music: instrumentals from "Code Monkey" and "I Crush Everything" by Jonathan Coulton
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Wednesday, November 12, 2014
I didn't write a blog post today.
Wednesday, November 05, 2014
I am now an Associate Member of SFWA
(For the record, I'm glad Jim Kelly told me this summer to wait, and I'm glad Mary Robinette Kowal told me last week to go for it.)
But speaking of waiting, I'm also waiting until next week to celebrate properly. Why next week? Well, I'm glad you asked!
I will be one of the featured authors at this quarter's installment of the SFWA Pacific Northwest Reading Series, along with Daniel H. Wilson and Django Wexler. (I am still a bit mystified at my invitation to this event, but I don't feel so bad now that I'm at least a SFWA member of some kind.)
Please join us at the Wilde Rover Irish Pub and Restaurant in Kirkland, WA on Tuesday, November 11th; or at McMenamins Kennedy School in Portland, OR on Wednesday, November 12th! It'll be great. You'll love it. Have a drink.
Wednesday, October 29, 2014
I Survived My First Surrey International Writers' Conference #SiWC14
Highlights included: finally meeting Stephanie and David in person, after many online writing Hangouts; seeing my VPXII classmate Katrina again and getting an autographed copy of her book; learning about book publishing contracts and romance novels from literary agent Lisa; and hearing the fabulous Diana Gabaldon read three different "wedding night" scenes aloud in a room of appreciative listeners (mostly women, natch).
If I can make my schedule and budget work for 2015, I'll definitely go back. And next time I'll wear the tux on Saturday. #nocontextforyou
Tuesday, October 28, 2014
SnoutCast #210: Laura E. Hall and Mink Ette
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Show length: 53:50
File size: 49.2MB
Stuff and things:
Follow @lauraehall and @mink_ette on Twitter for more!
What Else?
Tell us we're wrong on the Internet! E-mail podcast@snout.org or post a comment at www.snout.org/podcast.
Music: instrumentals from "Code Monkey" and "A Talk with George" by Jonathan Coulton
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Wednesday, October 22, 2014
I Am Not Canadian
What do you mean, you don't read Chinese? Fine. Here's Google's auto-translation:
To be fair, I can see how someone in China might be confused, since I do live in "Vancouver." Speaking of which, I keep meaning to pick up one of these t-shirts:
Anyway. In related news, two other bloggers also posted very nice reviews of "Zugzwang:"
"The story was excellently crafted. The plot had tension and several layers of things going on, yet no word seemed redundant and all of the sentences were simple-yet-varied."Finally: I'm going to be at #SiWC this weekend, along with at least two other VP alums. It's my first time attending this particular conference. Excitement!
— Natso, "A Cool Sci-Fi Short Story, A Question That Sprouted From It," 20 Sep 2014
"This story could’ve been bleak, but instead it made me happy and hopeful."
— Sara Norja, "Sunday recs: Fairytale, memory loss, alien chess," 28 Sep 2014
Wednesday, October 15, 2014
I Will Not Get Paid This Much for Any of My Novels
Last month, this bit of news showed up in the Publishers Lunch daily newsletter:
Try not to think about the fact that Weir originally self-published his first novel, The Martian. Or the fact that he also got a six-figure publishing deal for that book. Or the fact that The Martian is now being made into a movie, directed by Ridley Scott and starring Matt Damon and Jessica Chastain, scheduled for release in November of 2015.
That way lies madness.
One of the most valuable lessons I learned at Viable Paradise (which is happening again this week, by the way) was this:
Do not compare your own writing career to any other writer's career.
Everyone finds a different path to publication. Everyone has a different story—literally. Keep writing. It'll happen. And meanwhile, make sure you're enjoying the ride, because it'd be a shame if you didn't have some fun during those years (and yes, it will take years).
In related news, huge congratulations to my fellow Pacific Northwest writer Jason Gurley, who just sold his novel Eleanor to a publisher! (Oddly enough, his book was also self-published originally, and it also went to Crown—just like The Martian. Coincidence?)
Jason and I, along with thirty other authors, will be attending Story Con this Saturday at the Fort Vancouver Community Library. If you're in the Portland, Oregon area, stop by and check out the panels, readings, and signings—I'll be moderating a panel on flash fiction which I promise will not be boring!
Wednesday, October 08, 2014
I Support #SportsNight2014
That something was #SportsNight2014.
If you follow my writer persona, you may have noticed me retweeting some of my favorites:
Natalie gets really into Call of Duty #SportsNight2014
— Alice has a bear hat (@aliceandstuff) October 4, 2014
Elliot won't stop talking about The Wire. Kim and Dave refuse to watch it just to spite him. #SportsNight2014— Nicholaceration Bond (@nbond) October 4, 2014
Dan finds a copy of "50 Shades of Grey" in the break room and is determined to find out who it belongs to. #SportsNight2014— Maggie Klaus (@Maggie_Klaus) October 4, 2014
And speaking of Fifty Shades of Grey, did you know that I, too, have dabbled in Sports Night fan fiction? It's true! Oh, it was many years ago, when I was a tender and callow fellow, but I still love my crazy pitch for the 9/11 episode of Sports Night—shown below.
(I'm only going to reprint the relevant portions of my original blog post from nearly twelve years ago, since many of my opinions have matured since then—in particular, I've become much more bullish on fanfic.)
Here's what I dreamed up on January 28, 2003:
My girlfriend [now my wife :) -CKL] gave me the Sports Night DVD box set as a Christmas present, and we watched the pilot episode last night. I noticed several things that I had forgotten about the show. The most heartbreaking was the opening shot, which had been missing from the syndicated reruns: the World Trade Center towers glittering in the night. [Note: that omission may not have actually happened, but it's what I remembered at the time. -CKL]
Sports Night is set in the studios of a fictional cable television network, CSC, presumably located in the World Trade Center in Manhattan. (I don't think this is ever actually mentioned in the show, but let's run with it for now.) And presumably, Comedy Central cut out that opening shot after September 11, 2001. I don't blame them for doing it. The show only ran for two seasons, from 1998 to 2000, and it would be pretty depressing to think, while watching the reruns, that those characters had perished later, when the towers collapsed...
So here's the Sports Night fanfic-- no, let's call it the lost episode, the one that Aaron Sorkin never wrote-- that I'd like to read. It's the September 11th episode, which I'm sure he would have done if the show had still been on the air. He did one for The West Wing, and Sports Night is set in Manhattan. In the World Trade Center.
It wouldn't be a flashback episode. That would be too easy, too simple a tearjerker: look how happy we were before! No, I think Sorkin's smarter than that. It would be a "bottle show," just like the 9/11 episode of West Wing-- set in a single room, or at least only on the standing sets for the show. No location shooting. Just talking.
I imagine it's in a coffee shop near the WTC. Maybe next to Battery Park. It's just after noon on September 11, 2001. The towers have collapsed, but there's still dust in the air. The Sports Night staff began evacuating right after the first plane hit the north tower. They think everybody got out, but they've been separated. Only a few of them made it to this coffee shop. Isaac, Casey, Jeremy, Natalie, some of the tech crew. Dan, Dana, and the rest are somewhere else. Nobody wants to say "missing."
This is Casey's story. His show, and the network which aired it, had been in danger of folding just last year. And then a stranger in a bar told Dana about coaxial cable, and CSC was bought by a holding company named Quo Vadimus. The network and the show were both saved. Jeremy and Natalie got back together. Isaac had recovered from his stroke. Things were looking up.
That was last year. That was this morning. And now, less than four hours later, the Sports Nights studio is part of a pile of rubble in lower Manhattan, and the two most important people in Casey's life-- Dan and Dana-- are missing. But nobody wants to say "missing." They say, "They're not here," or "They're somewhere else," or "I don't know."
It's all about the words, of course. That's why I love Aaron Sorkin. It's all about the dialogue.
Eventually, Casey blows up and says it: "They're missing!" That sets people off. Jeremy rants about Islam and how Arabs hate Jews, until Isaac delivers a disarming insight on race relations drawn from his rich life experience. The techies, still in shock, supply infrequent commentary on the sporadic news coverage coming from the television. The TV breaks; they try to fix it. Comic relief.
Emergency workers show up looking for water. The teenage kid behind the counter insists on charging them full price for the bottled water-- over $100. Casey watches the conversation, then finally loses it when the rescue workers can't come up with the cash. (Phones are down; credit card authorizations won't go through.) He goes ballistic on the kid and nearly punches him until he realizes how scared and confused the kid is. He doesn't know what to do. He's just a kid. All he knows is what the manager tells him.
Casey pays for the bottled water and helps the workers carry it out. The TV's back on. People are talking. Natalie confesses to Jeremy that she's scared of what's happened, and what might happen next, but she's more scared of how much he hates the Palestinians, and she can't understand any of it. Dialogue ensues. People are trying to use their cell phones, with varying degrees of success.
Natalie's phone rings. It's Dana's number, but it gets disconnected. Casey returns, grabs the phone, tries to call Dana. Nothing. He wants to go out and look for them. Others remind him that they agreed to meet here, everyone knows where this place is, what if they come back while he's gone? As if to support their argument, another one of the techies-- maybe Will-- arrives, bloodied, dusty, limping, barely coherent.
Important note here: this isn't ER or Third Watch. No spurting blood, no camera flying around as a screaming victim gets pulled out of an ambulance. The show isn't about physical injury or damage. It's not about the pain. It's about how we deal with the pain. It's about how much we want to say, and how little we are able to say.
Someone will, of course, make a joke at some point about how similar the names "Dan" and "Dana" are. It will snowball into something ridiculous, possibly involving sex-change operations or maybe just wigs, and people will laugh themselves silly.
Everyone in the coffee shop watches President Bush on TV, speaking from Barksdale AFB, explaining how security measures are being taken and trying to articulate what nobody can. The phrase "cowardly acts" sparks some discussion.
The show ends with no sign of Dan or Dana.
That's an episode I'd like to see.
Savvy readers will recognize my "ripped from the headlines" repurposing of the actual incident in which a New York City Starbucks outlet charged 9/11 rescue workers $130 for three cases of water. If I actually scripted this thing, I'd use that as the thematic linchpin. Maybe I will use it, or a modified and not legally actionable retelling, somewhere else someday. (This is where you comment and tell me someone has already done it better than I ever could have.)
I like what Sorkin did on West Wing and what he's doing on Newsroom, but I LOVE what he did with The Social Network because it's the closest he's ever come to recapturing the magic of Sports Night. I do appreciate what he attempted to do with Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, but it (like West Wing and Newsroom) got bogged down in dealing with the actual work being done in the workplace in question.
Sports Night and Social Network were able to soar because we (the audience) never had to care that much about actual sports or software engineering. The important thing was seeing how the characters dealt with their jobs. We needed to know that the work wasn't life-or-death every damn day, and we also needed a conceptual air-gap to buffer us from having to understand how live television production or dynamic web sites actually work. (To put it in terms of Pixar story rule #4: we care more about the "One day ___" part than the "Every day, ___" part.)
It's not about the job. It's always about the people.
This is #SportsNight2014 on CSC. Stick around!
— Amy Spalding (@theames) October 4, 2014
Wednesday, October 01, 2014
I'M OLD
http://youtu.be/zCF_js2y0Ec
I don't have any big plans for my birthday this year—mostly because, honestly, it'll be hard to top last year's incredible awesomeness—but it's been a really good year so far...
- I self-published a collection of my 512 Words or Fewer stories
- We went on our fourth JoCo Cruise Crazy, and ran our best puzzle-hunt-at-sea yet
- I went to Clarion West!
- I got an agent!!
- Puzzled Pint grew to ten cities
- I sold more short fiction, including my first SFWA qualifying pro sale!!!
- I've been invited to present at StoryCon this month and the SFWA Readings next month
- More short fiction sales, hopefully (I currently have nine stories out on submission, of which three have been shortlisted)
- We'll see what happens with Waypoint Kangaroo, the novel my agent is trying to sell
- I'm going to the Surrey International Writers' Conference for the first time
- I'll be doing NaNoWriMo again, of course
- It looks like Puzzled Pint will expand to eleven cities this month
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
I Kinda Wish I Had Seen This Sooner
"Hard Drive Reliability Update – Sep 2014" from the Backblaze blog
Setting up new external HDD, hope this one lasts more than 2 years, should probably just shell out for RAID/NAS next, wheeeeeeee
— Curtis 雪國列車 Chen (@sparCKL) September 5, 2014
Wednesday, September 17, 2014
I am once again busy
Tuesday, September 16, 2014
SnoutCast #209: Yuan Niu
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Show length: 39:52
File size: 36.4MB
Follow @hungrynerd on Twitter for more!
What Else?
Team lowkey's spoiler-filled Shinteki Decathlon 9 (SD9) recap video. LOOK AT IT!
http://youtu.be/kwDB5NKACfg
- Larry Hosken's SD9 write-up
- Hey look it's ClueKeeper
- As you know Bob Puzzle Hunt Calendar
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Music: instrumentals from "Code Monkey" and "The Future Soon" by Jonathan Coulton
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