Being President: It's Thirsty Work

From BottleOfBlog:

[T]here are only two kinds of grownups in modern American life who show up in public with as many contusions, lacerations, and bruises on their faces on such a regular basis as George W. Bush:

1. Prizefighters; and

2. Falling down drunks.

My favorite comment: "I like to think Laura beat[s] the hell out of him."